Late last night, when I stumbled home drunk, pissed off and looking for a fight, my adorable little 4-year-old Debbie Sue ran and hid the kitchen knives all on her own. Kids -- they grow up so fast, don't they?
it's 'bout time for fertucky to chime in. all you city slickers need to stop frontin' & take a seat. ah, shoot- i don't know/remember any lyrics right now. kayla, becca, nanna, come help w/ out with this!
that's some of the least lame country lyrics i've heard, jeni. i'd personally say as long as great songwriters like big & rich win awards, your genre of music is terrible.
i remember seeing their name on the lawlor sign and figuring they must be rappers because no other type of musician would have a name as pathetic as big & rich. congratulations, country music, you are officially the lowest common denominator of "entertainment" that has ever existed. thanks.
where on earth did you get that? sounds like it could be a country song. lots of drinking & fighting in those kinds of lyrics.
ReplyDeleteno offense to any of you who like country, i have been known to listen myself.
i don't think people who listen to country music are offended by drinking and fighting.
ReplyDeleteI had the same thing happen to me last night
ReplyDeletei really , really like country music. i didn't always but now i really do. especially in the fall.
ReplyDeleteShe hid the sharp knives,
ReplyDeleteMy butt got the hives,
I stumbled to bed,
and found where they'd been hid.
My love life has changed...ohhhhhh
(insert yodel section)
...hey that's good country!
Denden, you inspired me . . .
ReplyDeleteMama, don't let your babies go down to Baldini's,
They'll liquor you up,
And take every dime,
The country decor floats my boat every time.
it's 'bout time for fertucky to chime in. all you city slickers need to stop frontin' & take a seat. ah, shoot- i don't know/remember any lyrics right now. kayla, becca, nanna, come help w/ out with this!
ReplyDeletewow. check out my english on the last sentence. anyway.
ReplyDeleteWhy make up lyrics when you've already got lines in songs like "We'll put a boot in your *** it's the American way."
ReplyDeletethat's some of the least lame country lyrics i've heard, jeni. i'd personally say as long as great songwriters like big & rich win awards, your genre of music is terrible.
ReplyDeletei remember seeing their name on the lawlor sign and figuring they must be rappers because no other type of musician would have a name as pathetic as big & rich. congratulations, country music, you are officially the lowest common denominator of "entertainment" that has ever existed. thanks.
...watch out dpig...I got friends in low places that love to 2-step on redheaded smart boys...
ReplyDelete...they'll just sorta,
stomp on your aeorta.