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Saturday, April 14, 2007

And the dirty talk just keeps on coming!!


So, I have to backtrack before I tell the story I came here to share. Sorry, Gina. You know I love you, but this was just too funny to keep to myself.


Some time back, Addison was doing what two year olds do when they are naked: getting familiar with their "region." She kept shouting "my butt, my butt!!" then she would giggle and run. When I finally tackled her, I, in a very mommy way, explained that that isn't her butt; that is her vagina. (sorry boys. No one really likes to say that word lol) She said "oh, sorry (giggle giggle) Gina." Gina-as in my friend's name. I didn't bother to correct her.


Fast forward to a couple days later at the dentist's office where my friend, Gina, is our Dental Hygienist. Addison, who we all know as uncooperative, was more than willing to do whatever Ms. Gina told her...only she couldn't seem to remember her name was Gina (Geena) and not G-eye-nah! Sigh. I was cracking right up, but poor Gina. I explained what was happening, but every time Addison had to talk to her, she insisted on using her "name."


Gina: did she just say it again?

me: cracking up!! YES!!


Again, fast forward to two days ago. I was changing Sam's diaper and Addison suddenly became nosey. She said "oh, Sam's Gina." I told her Sam doesn't have a Gina, lol. stop saying that. "she said, "oh-sorry. His genius." I lost it. She didn't get what I meant when I said "I am sure he would like to think that is his *genius!!" LOL
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11 comments:

  1. JeniApril 14, 2007 at 11:46 PM

    That... is... so... wrong!!!!! You crack me up almost every time you post... At least I know that I can come to your blog when I need a good laugh! :)

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  2. shontellApril 15, 2007 at 10:30 AM

    :D I try lol. Although, I just write the words, my kids make all the funnies.

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  3. JessieApril 15, 2007 at 3:42 PM

    okay. hahahahahahahaha your kids seriously kill me!!!!

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  4. JayBirdApril 16, 2007 at 4:32 PM

    c a n ' t b r e a th e

    This is classic. Possibly funnier than Louie's ultra clean arse incident.

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  5. shontellApril 17, 2007 at 11:30 AM

    I don't know, Jay. Mike and I were cracking for a long time at that one.

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  6. No(dot dot)elApril 17, 2007 at 3:40 PM

    good thing gina has lots o' experience with the wee ones. too funny. i don't think she was too traumatized by her name being changed she didn't mention it.

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  7. digapigmyApril 19, 2007 at 12:52 PM

    see, your stories really make you innocent in some way. there is no explanation for why dylan was telling layla to bite his shiny metal ass yesterday other than i am a horrible parent that watched futurama with him

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  8. mosesApril 19, 2007 at 1:48 PM

    why didn't you use some obscure names like hoo-hoo or ninny?

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  9. digapigmyApril 20, 2007 at 9:23 PM

    don't you watch scrubs, moses? you can't do that because then she'll grow up to be a doctor that can't say "vagina" to a patient. do you really want that on your head?

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  10. shontellApril 21, 2007 at 10:56 AM

    LOL I love scrubs. My children are innocent. Until they open their mouths, and then it is really up in the air. Anything can happen!
    When I was in high school my friends little cousin used to call her part a "poony." (Like pony with an oo sound as in moon.) Anyway, we used to prank call people and tell them we would give them $100 if they could tell me what a poony is. Noone could, but you may have been amazed at how many people took this game seriously LOL

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  11. digapigmyApril 23, 2007 at 4:21 PM

    i'm not sure what a poony is, but i could sure guess.

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