First, this picture is of me wiping her nose with the inside of her shirt. She is three; this works for now lol. Again, I love that my photographer Jessica the Speckled Bird included this in my photo shoot proofs. Crack me up.
Funny #1
me: whoa! What was that noise?
Addie: my butt.
me: ew! What is going on over there?
Addie: it was my butt freak show. (Please know she was not calling me a name but naming her experience.)
Funny #2
ring ring- my cell phone rings to the sound of Kiss Me by Sixpence None the Richer when The Man calls me.
Addison: MYYYY HOTLIPS!!!!! (at the top of her lungs as she dives for the phone)
Funny #3
Addie: EW! UGH!! ARGH!! GROSS!!! MOOOOMMMYY!!!
me: what.
Addie: I went PUKE in the toilet. Come wipe my butt!! Don't smell in here; it is a-sgusting.
Ah the joys of mothering.
ROTFL - I literally just snorted from laughing so hard! hahahaha
ReplyDeleteOh and you've been tagged on my blog. Of course, don't feel like you have to do it...only if you want to. ;-)
http://penniesinmypocket.blogspot.com/2008/01/how-to.html
~melody~
Oh and working on trying to find the cherry things and lanterns you emailed me about. Girl, finding cherry decor for kids' rooms is hard! I feel your pain now!
You should have known this would be coming from someone: Actually, she was calling you a freak show. Hahahhaha!
ReplyDeleteahh 3yr olds. At least they know how to make us smile in the midst of terrorizing the household!
ReplyDeleteI love when you share Addison-isms... They never cease to entertain...
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