yaaaawn. mid-day slump. not!!! mid-day hump as some people keep insisting. silly boys. i need a new computer. this one keeps telling me i am...

Late last night, when I stumbled home drunk, pissed off and looking for a fight, my adorable little 4-year-old Debbie Sue ran and hid the ki...

it's holiday times folks. time to bust out those favorite holiday movies. personally i like to get all caught up on my national lampoons...

i think my favorite part of Mallrats has to be when Jason Lee as Brodie slaps his little dixie like cup onto the counter and tells the man t...

i love how God can minister through music. not just during church in worship, but real, out there music. i wish i had written this song. it ...

I just read where the Navy is sending one of its SEAL teams to New Orleans. Frankly, I don't think the citizens of that fair city are i...

this was a classic. just for memory sake my son is four. ripe. eli: mommy, can i go play outside. me: no, cause we need to clean up a bit fi...

when we kiss, my nose fits perfectly into that little indentation so we don't have to turn our heads. we go together. and for those of y...

I've decided to dedicate my body to a medical school, and just before I die, I'm going to swallow a little plastic toy. That way, t...

okay so i feel i have been perfectly honest with you all about my blackheartedness. i am mean. i am that old lady at the end of the block th...

uuum i tag my friend no(dot dot)el, her ginormous man moses, and Laura? do you have a blog? the rest of you..i am just scared i think, to kn...

i have apparently been tagged by a friend. this means i am to disclose 5 quirk seeming things or unkown things about my person or mind. have...

over the short four years my son has existed, we have had many conversations that boggle my mind. i thought i would share them. they will fo...

::flasback segment:: Layla Grace-6 monthish Eli-18months-ish Isabelle-4 ish me-the day I turned grey It's a day like any other. W...

when i grow up i want to be a writer. of anything. articles, novels, childrens lit, menus. whatever. i just want to write. and before you sk...

only i didnt really do it. i just showed up to speak to the masses (both of you) and it was this way. any hacker is welcome to fix this prob...

i know all you women (even though there are only about two of you who are bloggers) can understand this after these past few weeks with the ...

pilates (pih-lot-ees) will not work for me for the simple fact that as my husband sees me contort myself into these ahem..positions he insis...

three days full of thank yous. dylan, i would like to thank you for teaching me so many things in the three short days you have been here. t...

you know what i hate? those commercials. dont get me wrong, i love the self confidence they teach to my daughter. i mean it takes guts to ge...