Nonsense at its Finest: Oh Thank you Lord!

Math is all done. I got an A. YAY for A's!! That is all for now. Oh, but hey Jessica, remember when you tried to crochet and it was scary? Just wondering.

The Greatest Things My Kids Say

Sam (8)::talking about who knows what:: I just want a really meaty tube::then Izzy chokes::
Elijah (11)::After I ask him what he wants for his birthday:: Some wife beater tank tops and new tennis shoes (because he is apparently planning a quick get away??)
Sam (6): I am allergic to peanut butter because I am a man of God.
Addie(6):: to Eli after I told him to put away the dishes:: Hey, I just got a text from your mom. She said PUT AWAY THE DISHES!!
Sam (4)::after I told him he is not being a good listener:: YOU are not a good LISTENER!!!
Izzy (12):: after I make fun of her:: Your face is ugly.
Sam (4):: after being told to sit properly at the dinner table:: I am just a kid! A TINY tiny KID!
Sam (4): Are we really not going anywhere? We are just walking? (me: yes) ::Sam with a mad face:: You are rude.
Addie (4): Mommy, Nanie is a toddler because she is so short.
Addie (4): ::eye roll:: That is ridiculous.
Layla (6) ::after Eli said 'who's Taylor Swift?':: She is part of the Swift family.
ADDIE (3) ::to the tune of Holy, Holy:: holy, moley, mooooley
SAM (nearly 2) You're EW! ::laugh maniacally::
ELI (3) HMMM! That's weird. My weiner won't go down.
Isabelle (4) ::laughing:: Oh Mommie, you crap me up!
ELI (6) ::with tear filled eyes after learning about slavery:: That means Auntie Mel couldn't have married Uncle Kristopher and she would be our slave!!
Layla (4) ::after I jokingly said we were driving the children to the desert to drop them off:: SNIFF Really, Mommie!??

This Where the Nonsense Turns to Makesense

Saturday, June 16, 2007

Oh Thank you Lord!

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