I regularly wake in the middle of the night because ideas suddenly pop into my brain. While I appreciate my brain's ability to help me remember things, couldn't my brain be a little more sensitive to the clock and remind me during the daylight hours? honestly. It's as if my own brain doesn't realize what a grump I become with broken or little sleep. Beastly, I tell you.
So here- here is what my brain decided was so important it had to wake me up last night:
I have to change my training date for Osh Kosh as I am already scheduled to work as a teacher.
I hope I don't have to have two years worth of experience before applying for K12 as a teacher.
Is Mike in bed? Wait, is he at work? Yes, he is at work.
Did I print out my registration paper? yes.
Am I going to fail my exam in the morning? What if I fail and I can't be a teacher when I grow up?
I can't believe my Osh Kosh hours are in the middle of the night. Idiot. Why didn't I tell them I couldn't work in the middle of the night? Stupid.
-rolling over- ow, wait, is this going to hurt. take it slooooow.
SERIOUSLY whoooo is starting their truck right now? grrr
ugh. I gotta pee. Can I hold it til morning? ...no.
10 comments:
Funny stuff Shontell . . . I haven't checked out your blog in awhile, but as you are one of the few faithful left I intend on being a regular visitor as an encouragement to those who have hung in there against the onslaught of the evil Facebook . . .
Plus you crack you me up . . .
:D thanks Pluck. I AM faithful to the blog. It's my favorite online writing space. Down with FB.
shontell my brain works quite the same. some of my best ideas come right before i am about to doze off and it really erks me in the morning when i am trying to remember what that brilliant idea was that i was thinking about the night before. arrghhh... so frustrating.
Ditto to Plucky, and I am thoroughly impressed that you remembered all of that in the morning, enough so to write it down. Nice!
Down with FB. I am an official boycotter. Did you hear that "unfriend" is the US dictionary's 2009 word of the year??? sick!
Your silent boycott for FB is really going to change the world girls.
Sorry I just had to be a lil feisty with you ladies since you can't punch me anytime soon :)
ahahaha butt hole.
you are so funny. Here's how my brain works at 2:00am: "Why isn't my baby awake? Hmm...I should go check on her. (insert loud squeek from the floor here). Crap. Now my baby's awake." ;)
Shontell, practically, keep your notebook by your bed, quit drinking around 8, tell Osh Kosh that you cannot work nights because it will be hard, get regular massage. There. Problem solved. I am now like a man.
Oh jeez, sorry, that was sarcastic. I mean it though, sorry.
i knew that comment would get some choice words out of you :) snicker snicker!
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