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Wednesday, October 17, 2007

N.Y. man attacks inflatable ghost, pumpkin


LLOYD, N.Y. - A woman says a neighbor attacked her inflatable Halloween lawn display of three ghosts and a giant pumpkin, then apparently smashed his head through her window in a fit of rage.

This struck my funnines bone late last night in the same way SNL is great late night. Sorry if it doesn't translate into daytime hours. It still cracked me right up.

State Police said officers found a drunken John Odee, 43, inside Dawn Garcia's house in the Hudson Valley town of Lloyd on Thursday night, arrested him after a brief struggle and charged him with burglary.

Garcia told the Middletown Times Herald-Record she heard hollering and swearing and looked outside to see Odee struggling with the giant pumpkin. "He was enraged. I could see that," she said.

When she yelled at him to go away, Odee charged the house. She fled through the back door with three of her children and heard window glass breaking. She called 911 from another neighbor's house. Police said Odee used his head to smash a window to get in.

No problems with last year's decoaration
"What made him do that, I don't know," Garcia said. "We had the same decoration up last year and it didn't bother him."

Odee was being held at Ulster County Jail in lieu of $25,000 bail Friday night. A corrections officer said inmates could not come to the phone. The officer did not know if Odee had an attorney.

6 comments:

TimmyMac said...

He was just looking for his wife . . . rumor had it she had run away with Peter Peter the Pumpkin Eater . . .

Anonymous said...

I noticed that some inflatable lawn decorations on the corner of your street had been deflated...If cops come asking, I'm pointing them in your direction.

Anonymous said...

Stay away from Mr. PumpkinHead!

Jeni said...

You are truly sick...
Not because you enjoyed the story--it was rather funny.

No, you are sick because it's not even Halloween yet and you're already playing Christmas music! :P Just because the stores do it doesn't mean you have to!

shontell said...

I love Christmas. Didn't you read my last post? I usually start saying it is the Christmas season around August. Mike won't let me watch National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation until November, because he is a party pooper. Every party has one.

Anonymous said...

Ya, a little overboard,,,,but it is fun to watch! Especially when she comes home with 12 Christmas glasses she bought! YEa,.....Christmas is coming!