Nonsense at its Finest: You Might Be a Redneck

Monday, October 20, 2008

If your husband is also boiling a dead deer head in a hole in the ground of your backyard. No? Hmm. Must just be us. Awesome.

Jessie said...: W H A T.; October 21, 2008 at 9:44 AM
No(dot dot)el said...: sorry friend. really.; October 21, 2008 at 10:28 PM
shontell said...: sigh.; October 22, 2008 at 12:57 AM
Liz said...: Seriously??? What does he need a deer head for? Please tell me you are not going to let him hang that on your wall?!?!?!?!; October 22, 2008 at 2:18 PM
Erica said...: ooh my! is that what is for dinner? ;); October 22, 2008 at 2:37 PM
Jenene said...: mmmm, boiled deer head.
remind me AGAIN why i don't live by you?; October 22, 2008 at 3:32 PM
digapigmy said...: i bet some people home school to keep their kids away from kids with parents who boil animal heads in their back yards.

my word verification: kelight; October 24, 2008 at 3:28 PM
shontell said...: Well, that's why I started out homeschooling. Seriously, I feel strange on the inside because of all this. And Liz, this will be our third animal carcus decoration. sigh.; October 24, 2008 at 7:58 PM
RandomSue said...: AWESOME!; October 26, 2008 at 10:05 PM
Liz said...: Oh shontell...i thought I taught you better...sigh...but then again who am I to talk...I think the guy on the bicycle is hot...; November 3, 2008 at 12:39 PM
shontell said...: GASP!! You were supposed to say WAS hot. NOT PRESENT TENSE!! Oh, my you are in for a long year Elizabeth Dean.; November 3, 2008 at 6:36 PM

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