Nonsense at its Finest: First Day of School

Monday, September 21, 2009

Layla Grace, the beauty queen. Seriously, this girl is just getting more beautiful by the second.

Eli apparently got the memo that said we were going fishing, not to school. I am still confused.

Middle schoolers striking a pose.

And then there is Sam. Also, confused.

A Bit Of Everything said...: Well...I would rather go fishing too!
Great pics!; September 22, 2009 at 12:33 AM
Erica said...: Hey Shontell...you forgot one of your kids, where's addison?; September 22, 2009 at 9:39 PM
Jeni said...: Apparently Sam is a fan of school...

I know. Bad joke.; September 23, 2009 at 4:07 PM
Liz said...: I love that no only is he carrying a fan...he has his shirt on backwards...awesome.; September 28, 2009 at 6:19 AM

Sam (8)::talking about who knows what:: I just want a really meaty tube::then Izzy chokes::
Elijah (11)::After I ask him what he wants for his birthday:: Some wife beater tank tops and new tennis shoes (because he is apparently planning a quick get away??)
Sam (6): I am allergic to peanut butter because I am a man of God.
Addie(6):: to Eli after I told him to put away the dishes:: Hey, I just got a text from your mom. She said PUT AWAY THE DISHES!!
Sam (4)::after I told him he is not being a good listener:: YOU are not a good LISTENER!!!
Izzy (12):: after I make fun of her:: Your face is ugly.
Sam (4):: after being told to sit properly at the dinner table:: I am just a kid! A TINY tiny KID!
Sam (4): Are we really not going anywhere? We are just walking? (me: yes) ::Sam with a mad face:: You are rude.
Addie (4): Mommy, Nanie is a toddler because she is so short.
Addie (4): ::eye roll:: That is ridiculous.
Layla (6) ::after Eli said 'who's Taylor Swift?':: She is part of the Swift family.
ADDIE (3) ::to the tune of Holy, Holy:: holy, moley, mooooley
SAM (nearly 2) You're EW! ::laugh maniacally::
ELI (3) HMMM! That's weird. My weiner won't go down.
Isabelle (4) ::laughing:: Oh Mommie, you crap me up!
ELI (6) ::with tear filled eyes after learning about slavery:: That means Auntie Mel couldn't have married Uncle Kristopher and she would be our slave!!
Layla (4) ::after I jokingly said we were driving the children to the desert to drop them off:: SNIFF Really, Mommie!??