Nonsense at its Finest: lip smacking traditions

Sunday, September 03, 2006

You all know we moved here for the rib cook off. Well, we didn't break tradition. We have quite a system. But, we forgot the floss.

No(dot dot)el said...: i have never, ever been. lived here my whole entire life and there are some things that still just don't grab me and pull me in. this was the first year that i actually went downtown for hot august nights . i don't get out much!!!; September 4, 2006 at 3:25 PM
Liz said...: How is it that out of 5 kids, that many look like The Man?!?!?!?! I just don't get it!!! Your whole freaking family is dark...you mix one super white boy in and BAM...they all end up light! lol; September 4, 2006 at 7:08 PM
shontell said...: It's like the whole two negatives make a positive. If you have a negative and a positive you get a negative. I am just so positive, and he is...well...negative. lol; September 5, 2006 at 1:31 AM

Sam (8)::talking about who knows what:: I just want a really meaty tube::then Izzy chokes::
Elijah (11)::After I ask him what he wants for his birthday:: Some wife beater tank tops and new tennis shoes (because he is apparently planning a quick get away??)
Sam (6): I am allergic to peanut butter because I am a man of God.
Addie(6):: to Eli after I told him to put away the dishes:: Hey, I just got a text from your mom. She said PUT AWAY THE DISHES!!
Sam (4)::after I told him he is not being a good listener:: YOU are not a good LISTENER!!!
Izzy (12):: after I make fun of her:: Your face is ugly.
Sam (4):: after being told to sit properly at the dinner table:: I am just a kid! A TINY tiny KID!
Sam (4): Are we really not going anywhere? We are just walking? (me: yes) ::Sam with a mad face:: You are rude.
Addie (4): Mommy, Nanie is a toddler because she is so short.
Addie (4): ::eye roll:: That is ridiculous.
Layla (6) ::after Eli said 'who's Taylor Swift?':: She is part of the Swift family.
ADDIE (3) ::to the tune of Holy, Holy:: holy, moley, mooooley
SAM (nearly 2) You're EW! ::laugh maniacally::
ELI (3) HMMM! That's weird. My weiner won't go down.
Isabelle (4) ::laughing:: Oh Mommie, you crap me up!
ELI (6) ::with tear filled eyes after learning about slavery:: That means Auntie Mel couldn't have married Uncle Kristopher and she would be our slave!!
Layla (4) ::after I jokingly said we were driving the children to the desert to drop them off:: SNIFF Really, Mommie!??